Thanks Hubpages, Damn You Hubpages!

I love the community. Its wonderful to be around other people who have intellectual aptitude who can, and are willing to (that being willing is a big part), engage in fruitful debates where learning something new is the general end result.

I enjoy being able to publish what I want to publish without being bothered (I sure they do harass you, but it hasn't happened to me, well it did kinda, but we will talk about that in the nega-section).

I am glad Hubpages has begun to break bread (share revenue). If it wasn't for the Hubpages sharing program, I may have not opened this new account and began publishing again. The extra incentive is a great motivator to create quality hubs. Smart asses.

The module based, on the fly architecture apparatus. I wish I had that feature in my web page designer. I'm jealous. You bastards.

It lays the foundation for a Hubber to think about monetarily maximizing the Hub, with a psychologically infrastructured layout, to its highest profitability potential by ensnaring the unsuspecting customer.

A concept that I have not seen done on any of the hubs I have seen, nor have I done it to mine. In the year plus time I have been hubbing, I have yet to see one properly monetized hub that made me want to buy or click something. I have not even treated my hubs in this fashion.

In fact, this thought just came to me and was off topic, but it funked so good I just had to type it.

You just have to love the web visibilty. I shouldn't have to elaborate much because if you are reading this, you know what I mean.

The women are insanely hot. Well according to their pics. Be cautious, because you may be looking at a super hot cutie, and in reality it may be a hair backed, burly, manbearpig you are calling a sweetheart over the web for the world to see.

I guess it doesn't matter, because if that is in fact true, you would never meet her anyway. So I guess in that case, calling her, him, or, it a sweetheart would be a forgivable gross oversight worthy of forgiveness. I digress.

I am unhappy about not having modules in my profile. What if I want to put a book in my profile? What if I want a video in my profile? What's wrong with that?

It just pisses me off that I can pimp out and monetize a hub, but they don't give a damn about letting me customize, lovify, and monetarily boogeyfy my boobie pie. Umm, I meant my profile.

I'm ok, just keep reading.

Explain to me right fricken now why I cant monetize my profile!!!

Why are the personal communications functions neutered.

Why am I not able to open a chat with a fellow Hubber, via Hubpages, and convene, fine I get the fact that we have comments which contribute to the hubs, but there is no comment thingy in my profile and that messaging system with the CAPTCHA abomination is worst thing to ever stain the earth since the AIDS virus and Lady Gaga.

I am more than willing to join the army of needed warriors to go out and kill that godforsaken despicable, cardiac arrest inflicting, "Contact (hubbers name)" feature. I hate that damn thing. That thing sucks and needs to be rethought.

I don't have 39 months to sit around and try to translate the captcha message when I am trying to converse with the Hub Family.

Oh yeah I understand the spammer threat, I got a delete key too baby right here. And why does it have to come to even come to that, add a friends feature or something that removes barricades, come on!

I am not saying go and become Facebook or anything, but you know what I mean. Seems like I am ranting. I am.

May I please load a simple, harmless picture to my profile's body, anything wrong with that? Huh!

Why can't I use HTML!

I may want to use some html for something.

What if I want different background colors for my hubs?

Why not multiple themes. I am tired of this old bland boring dead white page. Gimme a different color scheme will ya!